YOU READ THAT RIGHT MEIN JUNGE, I AM NOW YOUR FATHER (assuming you’re German, of course), AND I PLAN ON MAKING IT RIGHT FOR THE PROLIFERATION OF THE ARYAN RACE.
Much like last time, a lot has changed since my last post. If you’re too lazy to read (Are you really even truly Aryan if you do that?), let me summarise it for you: Hindenburg so sadly passed away, I rule Germany now, and the commies are finally getting what they deserve!
It was that fateful day on August 2nd, 1934 when that old geezer Hindenburg kicked the bucket. Of course, I immediately realised the opportunity and made it so that both the president and chancellor were merged into a single entity, the Führer. To say the least, I appreciate my well-deserved rise to power. Mein book helped with that, no doubt. The sales were crazy, man; Bestseller in Germany! My excellence surprises me sometimes, to be perfectly honest with you.
The passing of that Enabling Act last year did wonders to our party! The union of the Nazi party with the old German establishment led by Hindenburg was everything this party needed in order to crush those reds (I’m still not happy about the Reichstag). And now that Hindenburg is dead, I will lead Germany into an age where the Aryan race will lead the nation. Nazism is at its peak now, and nothing’s stopping it as long as I’m in charge.
Anyways, we created the Nuremberg Laws, allowing you to legally discriminate against Jewish and Communists. You’ve got me to thank for that. And much like a parent to a disobedient rascal of a child, I condemn them for Germany’s downfall. My people are devising a plan to strike an offensive on those Jews, don’t tell anyone though, LOL… Jokes aside, you really shouldn’t, unless you want the Gestapo knocking on your door, we wouldn’t want any pure Aryans to fall from grace. If you’re not Aryan, feel free to frolic around with this knowledge and earn a guaranteed, one-way trip to.. Let’s just say, somewhere where you will contribute to Germany’s economy.
It also has come to my attention that there are some criticisms of the Nazi rule in the form of books and the like. I assure you, my dear Aryan readers, that such indoctrination against the most wondrous Nazi party will be burned within the following weeks of this post’s publication. You don’t need to read those awful texts, my good Aryan, you are better than that. Those were the ideas that led Germany into a dung-infested nation back then anyway.
This is only one of the better ways of ensuring the cohesive power of our regime. I believe without this… perhaps intrusive way of dealing things out, the Third Reich wouldn't last as long as I’ve wanted it to. We wouldn’t want Germany to fall now, would we?
If I sound menacing in this post, das tut mir leid. Please understand that I only want what’s best for Germany. Believe in me, my junge, our Nation’s greatness is on its way! Keep at it my Aryan children.
I bid my farewell once more. Gute Nacht!
