So… It has come to this… The World against the thriving nation of Germany. I gotta say, the preparations we made after violating those sickening treaties really held up in our offensive against the Allied forces. But that’s not the main topic for this blogeintrag, I want to talk first about our scientific advances towards Eugenics as well as our purge on the Jewish populations of Germany. You know, the norms.
If you have read my book (if you haven’t, you’re not Aryan, period), Mein Kampf, you are well aware at this point that I am not fond of those Jewish individuals. I have always proposed the idea that the Jewish race has dirtied the innate purity and supremacy of our Aryan blood. Thus, I officially introduce to you my Final Solution, the method I would use to clean our slate for the genetic success of our nation’s succeeding generations for good, the… Let’s just say… Cleansing of the Jews.
Leading the operations is my loving Schutzstaffel, managed by my best-friend-for-life, Heinrich Himmler. He’s done a great job of managing the operations so far, reportedly “cleansing” a couple millions of Jews in our work camps, which were made up - by me - to alleviate unemployment in Germany, of course. That’s, like, even more effective than bug spray. Only a few millions more to go to completely rid this world of them. I’d say that’s good progress.
On the frontlines, the war is proceeding… well enough. Things have taken an interesting turn, to say the least, as the Allies are doing a few things that admittedly lie beyond my calculations. Not to fear though, I don’t think we’ll lose. We’ll bounce back at them with my tactical warfare genius, as well as the might of the Aryan race. We’re unstoppable… right?
