Look familiar? No? Well, that’s where I was for like 9 months. I was supposed to be there for 5 years, but I was a good junge and they let me go early. I bet the communists had a role in this. They’re the type of people who would keep a person of my excellence in such a dump of a place. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I WROTE A BOOK! Mein Kampf (I just know this will be a bestseller later on). My struggles are outlined in that wonderful piece of literature, which I wrote throughout my valiant strides as I tolerate jail. My jailmates read and thoroughly enjoyed the book. I’m honestly flattered, but I expected it to be honest.
Perhaps I should introduce mein book. It details my political ideology, that being focused on the foundations of a “master race,” or as I call it, the Aryan race, descendants to the most superior specimen of mankind. I believe in the notion of common blood as the nation’s true unifying force. Anything that would threaten the purity of German blood is what I consider a threat to the nation’s integrity as a whole. And what better way to make that point across is by incessant blaming of the Jews and communists, right?! They are to blame for Germany’s fall from absolute power! It’s essential anyway, it diverts any negative attention to those disgusting creatures, ensuring our power and control over Germany’s inner workings - without much public dissent - as soon as we rise to power. And by we, I refer to my most wondrous party, the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. Yeah, I know, it’s a mouthful, so for convenience sake, I will call it the Nazi party from now on. Anyhoo, alongside this book, my efforts will mark the start of Germany’s rise to its former glory!
These are exciting times we live in. We draw nearer towards our nationwide leadership! Watch me fulfil what Germany needs the most! Here’s to Lebensraum! Tschüß!
