It’s been a while, hasn’t it? It’s a long story, what happened between now and the last post I made, but let me give you a quick rundown of what had happened to me and the world, should you be reading this in the far future.
Let’s begin with the basics. I moved to Germany in 1913, to Munich in particular. I begged the Bavarian king to let me join the war, and I was totally not surprised at all when he let me join, not at all, nonono.
Anyways, by next year’s October, I was sent to Belgium, won 2 medals INCLUDING the revered Iron Cross First Class. Cool, right?
Looks super cool, right? I’m wearing this until the day I die, I swear to God.
The war took quite a toll on me though. I was shot, I was blinded, they did damn near everything to me, but I survived, God damn it, I did. 1918, I was almost out of the hospital when I was hit with some whiplash: Germany lost the war. I couldn’t believe it, still can’t. This can’t be because the enemies were too strong, no.
I believe it’s a systematic issue. There’s absolutely no way Great Republic of Germany lost and now literally has to bear everything that the war cost. Why would they sign the treaty knowing those terms?
This country’s flawed. The people leading it are not fit to save us from this crisis. They’ve got us into this mess in the first place.
I’m doing something about this, just you wait. I will be the one to lead Germany back into greatness. I’m making Germany great again.
