Monday, 6 May 2024

The Damn Commies are At It Again!

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Look who was appointed chancellor: Me, of course. You’ve probably seen the news already. My face is plastered all over it. Took Hindenburg long enough to choose me as chancellor after hearing the people scream for long enough.

A lot has happened in the months after my previous post, so I should probably catch you up on it, as well as to let you know what’s happening next, because it’s big. They’ll never see it coming, those damn reds.

Yesterday, a fire broke out at the Reichstag. We’ve evaluated the cause of the fire, and it seems to be that someone set fire to the building, deliberately. Now, we don’t exactly know who did it, but me and my peers have discussed this through and have decided to blame the Communists trying to stage a violent overthrow of the government, because that’s what they would do, I just know it. And hey, it helps me further my position as a leader too, so that’s that. 

I’m trying to convince President Hindenburg of this obvious fact. I mean, who else to blame other than those hammering and sickling bastards? Imagine pooling together your resources to feed someone who’s not even going to put any in. Not to mention the guy leading this movement has a beard that looks dirty as hell. Pffsh.

I’m proposing a decree, kind of like the one I posted a few weeks back, just to ensure the safety of myself and my party. I’m going to ask to suspend all activities that can be a threat: We’ll stop people from rallying and talking about this issue at all. We’ll get the police going while we’re at it too, and they’ll be able to arrest anyone that's a suspect. You know, just to be safe. 

I’ll also take this chance to somewhat push my agenda of how a nation should be run. Germany shouldn’t be this weak entity, it should be a strong, powerful force that has the world in the palm of its hand. Surely the people will see what I’m leading the country towards. The Thousand-Year Reich.

 

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