After my stunningly charming speech, they would’ve had no idea what was coming. And I was right! Britain, France; actually pretty much everyone; did nothing against Germany taking up some Lebensraum in the sweet, sweet land of Austria. We moved all the way to Czechoslovakia before they ever said anything.
You’re probably dying to ask me what happened on that night in June 1934, to which I say: I have no clue! A bunch of people, most of whom were coincidentally-mostly former Sturmabteilung and conveniently some of my more problematic party members, turned up dead, but I have no idea why. I’ve personally looked into it, and investigated the cause, but we could not figure out who or what did this. I’ve even investigated our own internal forces, but found no wrongdoing either. My apologies for the failure, but there are more important matters at hand. Namely, the Jews.
I did some research on the Jews today compared to an average upstanding pure-
blooded Aryan. Everything about it seems to point towards the fact that they’re inferior to us in every way. I mean, just look at them; They have giant noses, they have weird coloured hair, they move their hands a lot when they speak, so many weird and bad things about a Jew that an Aryan is simply better at.
You see, I’m cooking up a thought. What if, and this might sound a bit crazy, what if we attributed the rise of communism to the rise of the Jews? I mean, think about it. They’re greedy, aren’t they? They want to take everything from the German people to share amongst themselves and themselves only. They steal jobs from the economy that would have otherwise belonged to German people. How do I go about this though, you may be wondering? It’s simple.
I’ll publish my research to the German people in the form of easily-digestible infographics, such as these. Look at these beautiful posters that we’ll put up across the cities:
I especially like that last one. Really highlights how the Jewish people are the true tumour of this nation, and the main cause of why our country’s still not as great as I’d like for it to be. We’ll solve that problem in time.
P/S: We may be all buddy-buddy with Italy and Russia for now, until we finish invading Poland. Shouldn’t take that long, but these guys are unbearable.
